Your best score sticks to this nickname, so the group can see it.
How to play
Hold anywhere and drag the ring onto a target. It turns green when it'll land. Let go to lob.
Hits add time to the clock. Keep a streak going and every hit's worth more. Misses break it. Head shots pay half as much again.
5 in a row: a swig o' Buckie and the arse cannon. Hold to spray.
Keep it going to 10 for the Eldo: a jobby airstrike from the heavens. Tap a target to call a bomb in.
Hit the ned carrying MAD DOG. Shug downs it, then tap where you want the bottle smashed to summon the Skelpies. While they're out the clock stops. Keep lobbing for double points (hold to keep firing), and the hammers go wherever you're lobbing.
Hit whoever's got a Louie Sues supper. Shug feeds the gulls and the shite hawks go on a diarrhoea dive-bomb.
Last long enough and the wee neds turn up on their Surrons. Double points.
Every 100,000 points, somebody at a windae gets what's coming. At 400,000 Shug goes for a hoagie and Wee Rab joins him on the wa' to spray for free. Rab's stuff slides off the SQUAT team's shields, so lob them yersel' before they reach the wa'. Tap to skip any cut scene.
When night falls, watch for the Greenock Catman crawling between the manholes. Get him before he's back doon the hole: 5,000 points and three seconds.
Bay Street characters like Taggert, Oor Wullie, the piper, Jaik an' Vic and the Heilan' coo are worth a bit more.
Don't hit the polis. That's four seconds off. The town clock and the Calamity-Mac ferry pay big.
Tap the speaker to turn the sound and music off.
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