Jobby Lob

Before you lob

Whit'll we call ye?

Your best score sticks to this nickname, so the group can see it.

How to play

Hold anywhere and drag the ring onto a target. It turns green when it'll land.
Let go to lob. Hits add time to the clock. Misses break your streak.
5 in a row: a swig o' Buckie and the arse cannon. Hold to spray.
Keep the streak going to 10 for the Eldo: a jobby airstrike from the heavens.
Hit the ned carrying MAD DOG. Shug downs it, then tap anywhere to smash the bottle and summon the Skelpies.
Hit whoever's got a Louie Sues supper. Shug feeds the gulls and the shite hawks go on a diarrhoea dive-bomb.
Last long enough and the wee neds turn up on their bikes. Double points.
Every 100,000 points, somebody at a windae gets what's coming. Tap to skip it.
Don't hit the polis. That's four seconds off. Head shots, the town clock and the Calamity-Mac ferry pay big.

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